Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing. Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her. Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi! Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her. Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide. Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing.We are Family. Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she...
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